New Beginnings

Ah…it’s been a long while since this Venus entered into her world of anonymity. As usual, The Venus has been busy being a social butterfly, amongst other things. Let’s see, my last post was April 2007 and oh, it was about ‘him’. Well, we both have since broken up. It was a messy messy relationship which I care not to elaborate. The Venus has since recovered from it and now back to her single self, if you cared to know at all.

Well if you must know, The Venus is still same ol’ same ol’. Financially I’m still about there although I must admit I’m recovering slightly from being broke. Although still not very frugal with the expenses, I’ve learned my lesson and I’ve also made plans which I have promised to myself that instead of dreaming about it, I’m making it come true. No, it isn’t a New Year’s resolution but something this Venus must action upon and not saying just for sake of it.

Lo and behold, the new Venus!

I’ve made a few good friends in the past six months and things are going great. We’ve already done a few outings and what not; something that I look forward to every day and week. As for the opposite sex, I’m still as single as ever in that department. I may have one or two people that I’m kind of interested in but I’m just going with the flow, wherever it takes me. No biggie. After my last relationship, it’s a little harder to get into the memento of the dating game. Every single time there’s a whisper at the back of my mind to be careful and not get hurt again. That’s hard.

So I’m enjoying myself by meeting new people whenever I can. That’s good isn’t it? I do occasionally fall into melancholia but what else is new in my life. I suppose it helps me learn more about myself and why I am the way I am.

Until my next entry, here’s to friends and having fun!

Double Troubles

Okay, so we all know (unless you’re an ignorant biatch) that not everyone is perfect, right? You may have the perfect symmetrical body, unfortunately you have horrendous body odour; or you might have an attrocious looking set of teeth (no, you look worst than Ugly Betty) but you are liked by all because you’re such a sweetie. You catch my drift? Yeah, I am no different. I’ve got ugly little (little by my means a LOT) double chin that I need to get rid off. This double chin is the bane of my existance I tell ya.

Since I was a teenager (yes, I’m in my 20s if you believe me at all), I was told doing this would help ’shrink’ my double chin.

Slap under the chin with the back of your hand. When slapping, start gently and build up speed gradually. Do this for a couple of minutes each time, two or three times a day.

It’s been years since I started doing this but it doesn’t help. Maybe it’s because I don’t do it as often as I should.

After Googling ‘how to get rid of double chin’, there are a couple of pretty interesting way without having a knife to slit my beautiful baby smooth skin,in short lipo. However, some of these exercises I kinda find I little weird doing. I don’t want anyone to think I’m some idiotic elastic superhero wannabe.

1. Stand comfortably. Slowly raise your head from your chest and tilt it back as far as possible. Do not strain. Close your mouth tightly so that your feel the neck muscles stretch. Count to ten and relax, bring your head back to normal. Start by doing this exercise once or twice a day than gradually increase until you are doing ten a day. (This exercise is fairly easy to do, no doubt without a hassle)

2. Stand comfortable with your head at a natural angle. Open your mouth wide and put your tongue out as far as possible. Count to ten and then relax. Does this as many times as you comfortable can, again building to ten. (Ookay, now this is a little weird; having my tongue stuck out like a gecko waiting for it’s prey. EUWWW!)

3. Stand comfortable with your head at a natural angle. Bring your lower lip- up as far as possible, count to ten and relax. Repeat ten times. (I’ve tried this but somehow I felt uncomfortable doing it. NEXT!)

4. Stand comfortable with your head at a natural angle. Pull your chin upwards so you feel your muscles stretch. Count to ten and relax. Build to ten. (Hmm, this sounds like No. 2)

5. Sit upright, then tilt your head back as far as you can manage, now open and close your mouth several times feeling the muscle stretch each time. (This is similar to No. 2, the only difference is that one has to open his/her mouth while stretching)

After all that stretching and mouth opening-closing, I feel my skin becoming loose as if it’s going to fall off. Now why is that?

Another option of getting rid of my double chin is the possibility of going to the doctor and requesting for pills, which isn’t exactly at the top of my list. It tells people I’m impatient and prefer to solve problems the easier way out. I mean who doesn’t?

My last resort would be liposuction, however it would be so expensive it’ll burn a rather humongous hole in my pocket. Apparently this doctor says that there are advantages to having liposuction. I’m no expert in these things and I do believe there are success surgeries but I still have doubts.

Fine, I’ve made my decision. I’m going to just slap myself silly for the next few weeks, eat right and eventually see how it goes from there. No, I’m not going to show any of you the before or after photos. I’ll leave it to your imagination. Just don’t go overtime.

Attitude Vs Cussings

The Venus currently has some serious issues needed to be dealt with. No. She isn’t depressed, just disturbed by the whole situation that is revolving around her. Recently, it was made known to her that she had some attitude problem.

“I never had an attitude problem! If someone disliked me, I’d rather they tell me off rather than keep it until everything blows out of proportion,” she shrieked.

She had been warned. But knowing The Venus, she will not change for no one. She only changes for herself and herself only. It is sad though, why some people think she’s disrespectful when they don’t even know what actually goes through her mind every single day. If anything, she would give everything up.

Yeah, she curses and she swears but only for the good of mankind. Generally, she thinks that most people are a bunch of idiotic cows especially when they are behind the steering wheel. Not too long ago, The Venus had an encounter of the third kind with a raging lunatic on the road. Watching in awe what the neanderthal tried to do to her door and window.

“Wow, he’s pretty mad….oh look! His name is J*****! Isn’t he smart for showing off his name tag,” The Venus rolls her eyes.

So much for scaring The Venus. By nightfall however, The Venus decided to make a police report just for safety. Afterall, the lunatic neanderthal did try opening her car door. Ah, the story of her life. However dramatic she might not want to put it, it always ends up being one dramatic climax – by that I mean in the entire whole drama.

The Venus has plenty of stories to tell, if only she weren’t too chicken enough to admit what’s she’s done in her sordid life. Oh, she did hasn’t she?

You’ll learn more about The Venus in time to come. As of right now, she’s dying for a fag.

Special Entre

The beginning of new things to come. As cliche as it sounds, everyday is a new beginning if you think about it. You never know what’s gonna happen, even in the next 10 minutes.

I gotta admit when it comes to blogging, this isn’t my first time. I felt I needed a little bit more breathing space in terms of expressing myself. There’s bound to be someone asking if I was okay after reading my blog. Not that I don’t appreciate not being cared for, somehow sometimes I just need to rant, no questions asked. Hence, this blog. I don’t need to worry about people text messaging me asking if everything was alright or if I wanted to talk about it. If I did, I would have said something already. So I’d rather you comment here and if you don’t know who I am, even better.

I am aware than keeping my anonymity has its’ consequences later but I really don’t care. I just need a little privacy where no one knows my name or how I look like. It’s all about my individual choice of being discreet and blogging about my life through my eyes, pen down to words.

So about what you need to do when you’re here:
1. Read what I had to say about my day or my feelings about something.
2. If you thought it was a tacky post, be my guest to leave by clicking the ‘x’ on your top right corner of your screen.
3. But if you think that my post was thought provoking and you wanted to put your 2 cents worth, please do so by clicking on add a comment.
4. On the other hand, if my post made you want to grab a box of tissue, you’re also free to do so.
5. However, if you decide to insult or make any lewd comments to any of my other commenters or myself. I suggest you fuck off.
6. If you considered that last statement was rude. Again, fuck off.
7. One thing you really should know about me is that I am a very nice person. (unless provoked)
8. If you wanted to link me, I’d appreciate it if you let me know by emailing me at venusdldiosa [a] gmail [dot] com

With this I hope you enjoy my blog, although this is a special entre post.